by mark Twains a dickweed December 18, 2008
Get the parting gift mug.When you take your wife/girlfriend to a swingers party or gangbang. It's considered a "Gift" that keeps on giving even when you're done having sex with her. There are other people around to keep giving it to her.
Yea, for Valentine's Day I brought my wife to a swingers party and that's a "Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving...."
by VAFRIENDS January 29, 2022
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Get the Sarah Gift mug.Friend: "That's a weird house decoration"
Homeowner: "yes, it was a housewarming gift"
Friend: "ahhh that makes sense then"
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Friend: "ahhh that makes sense then"
by Kdougan November 20, 2016
Get the housewarming gift mug.A pump gift is similar to a push gift in which woman receive a gift for giving birth. The pump gift is similar but more exclusive to the man who had to go through the difficult effort in pumping out millions of fertile sperm and making it into the vagina instead of the face, back, anus or sock. The gift should be off high value and should include blow jobs for life without question or consent.
Woman: Hey honey where is my push present?
Man: You just pushed it out.... Your welcome.
Now where is my pump gift?
Woman: *gets on knees* to deliver pump present gift.
Man: You just pushed it out.... Your welcome.
Now where is my pump gift?
Woman: *gets on knees* to deliver pump present gift.
by Babad October 16, 2018
Get the Pump gift mug.The act of one females kind nature to allow a male to suck her genitals hours after being diagnosed with a yeast infection.
by Calvin Harrison May 11, 2010
Get the Easter Bunny's Gift mug.guy1: woop woop fucking killed that guy with a headshot
guy2: loljk i kill u
guy1: what the fuck that guy is giffording
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guy1: what the fuck that guy is giffording
by Twilight95NG January 13, 2011
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