Lowe's gardening section

a sacred place of solitude, plants included

guy 1: hey wanna go to Lowe's gardening section tomorrow?
guy 2: yeah lets do it!

by lowes_customer October 10, 2021

Garden Boy

Gardens are peaceful places to go to, but what if you had a hand to help you. Garden Boy is a great approach to go to. They even give you free clips of the garden and furry porn! So realistic and slightly graphic with very nice shades of color. As you walk with the garden boy into the garden you feel a spray of cum on you face. Garden Boys can be very handy indeed!

Garden Boys are gay ass fucks:))

by Fred Brown:)) October 27, 2020

Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations

We are gonna go garden hosing until

by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025

Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 10, 2021

Jayden gardener

Literally werewolf. Alpha male, hairiest man alive.

Abbie - “omg Jayden Gardener you ready for the full moon tonight”

Jayden- “I’m literally Alpha I’m always ready ”

by Bum hole sneeze November 13, 2023

Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip

Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch

by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023

garden hoes

Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"

Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*

Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!

by CampFetus September 20, 2017