future fun

Future fun is the fun you are not having presently, but will have when you tell people about it.

Bill: Dude, I heard you went to Hawaii, how was it?
Bob: All i did was sightseeing. The airport lost my luggage and I spent the entire week in the clothes I went there with.
Bill: That sounds like it sucked.
Bob: Yeah, but it's future fun!

by lazyeddo April 23, 2010

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Fun Dip

The term used to describe the act of a male sucking his own dick, then pouring a packet of cocaine powder into a crack whore's butthole, then fucking the whore's ass, then sucking the cocaine off his own dick before repeating the process all over again. This is a method used to get high and have sex at the same time.

Like the candy Fun Dip, only the stick is a penis, the sugar is cocaine, and the wrapper is a butthole.

by WouldYouRather...? March 27, 2010

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young fun

having sex with someone much younger than you.

I am tired of these old women I need some young fun.

by george January 21, 2005

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Fun tube

The tube that the fun stick goes into, otherwise known as a fun tube.

Keith: Hey Ashley, I wanna fuck you so bad! Im so horny!
Ashley: Sorry keith, my fun tube is off limits this time of the month.

by AshandMich November 06, 2011

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fun eater

When a person who abstains from drugs because they are already having fun at the moment, thus not needing a drug to either ruin or amplify their fun.

A: You know what would make this campfire and this marshmellow fight more fun?
B: lol WHAT!
A: Some weed!
B: lol no thanks
A: Oh, so your a fun eater!

by jar3Dimenions May 26, 2009

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