absolute fucking unit

a person can win a baskball game without teammates and destorys lebron james

he absolute fucking unit on the baskball court

absolute fucking unit by fwejweoieijf August 24, 2021

queer anal butt fucking with vaseline 

A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.

"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."

queer anal butt fucking with vaseline by ORLYGAYNLLOL July 29, 2008

Ardent Fucking 

Ardent=Characterized by intense feeling.
Fucking=(obviously) having sex.
Ardent Fucking is vigorous sex characterized by intense passion, anger, zealousness or any other intense feeling.

Jasper: I think I'll die from feeling if I fuck her again.
Carlisle: That's called Ardent Fucking.

Ardent Fucking by Jazzy_Poo March 24, 2010

Ducks are so Fucking 

a indiom used to answer a question when half asleep or just woken up. it can also be causally thrown into conversations to change the subject or cause a distraction

hey jill how do you like the trip so far

"Ducks are so Fucking"

... thats not a real answer

Ducks are so Fucking by brunosaurus-rex July 18, 2011

avoid like the fucking plague 

The plague was a deadly disease. If you got infected by the bacteria, you would die. Obviously you don't want to die. So if you avoid something like you would avoid the plague the plague, you really, really try to avoid it.

That man I avoid like the fucking plague.

avoid like the fucking plague by Foxyflower September 24, 2015

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.

The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore by Basically ace satan January 1, 2021

arm fucking 

When your significant other jacks off your arm profusely till it turns red and starts to burn. Surprisingly feels amazing and everyone should try it sometime.

Oh dude my girlfriend just wouldn't stop arm fucking me! Felt so amazing!

arm fucking by BJlover68 July 12, 2017