A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.
Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024
Get the Mountain Footballmug. basically football ultras but its just in a lego based game but really they are typical chavs who just wave a pyro in the air and just do random shit
by big fat tubby March 11, 2023
Get the Roblox football ultrasmug. A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.
by Idkwuttoputhere17 November 11, 2021
Get the College Footballedmug. by Dang247365 April 12, 2022
Get the Footballsmug. by Lol_hahah11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 10, 2021
Get the American Footballmug. 
British slang for the Europa league.
by Tipicall March 16, 2024
Get the thursday nights footballmug.