Football

A technological struggle played in almost any conditions as long as you've got a football.

"In football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unessecary roughness and personal fouls" ~George Carlin

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

football

The sport that suck and marching band is so much better then. Band gets more trophy's then the football and the band does not have bench warmers.

The football team sucks. The people only come for the half time show from the band

by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 February 12, 2019

fantasy football

The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.

Man: Hey, can we fantasy football tonight?
Woman: Depends on when the draft is.

by Myqe the Rappist September 3, 2018

Football

Xanax

Got these footballs on deck. HMU

by GoGators! September 10, 2018

Football

The little bitches version of rugby if they can’t handle pain like real men

Football is such a pussy sport for bitches

by Bigbossboris September 18, 2018

puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!

by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018

Football

Brown, smelly waste that comes from your butt. Most commonly taken in the morning. Also known as a poop.

I have to take a football.

by Best Cuts June 7, 2018