Five F's

A man's take on 'dating' women...

1. Find em
2. Feel em
3. Finger em
4. Fuck em
5. Forget em

Man 1: Hey do you know the Five F's?
Man 2: Hell yeah...who doesn't?
Man 3: I don't...
Man 1 and 2: huh???!!!

by Bingo69 April 26, 2009

Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

by Ryan January 9, 2007

five six

A bombay an Indian. Indian India are the biggest population of loan sharks in the Philippines, and are very stingy. For example, they loan you 5, they'll ask for 6. Hence the name "Five Six".

Philippines has the biggest Indian Bank owners in the world, second to their own country of India, of course.

"Man that five six got me, I just paid him $1000 on a $10 loan!"

by Indian Flute Will Get Cha July 24, 2006

scottish fiver

(in England) a 16 year old girl, "legal tender but frowned upon".

"check out that Scottish Fiver"

by noisebastard October 12, 2006

five knuckle chuckle

act of masturbation

Tonight I'm gonna have a five knuckle chuckle.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

Self High Five

to touch your index fingers and thumbs together to make a diamond shape with those fingers. Then keep the rest of your fingers straight out.

Started by Former WCW wrestler Diamond Dallas Page or DDP for short.

DDP did the Self high five after winning a match against an opponent from NWO.

by Someguys April 10, 2010

i got five on it

Saying that you will pitch $5 on a sac of chronic.

Guy:I got 5 on it, I got 5- What you got nigga?
Guy2:Damn I think I got two bucks in my sock nigga
Guy:Well thats that-
Guy2: Fuck it, I think I got 3 bucks in my backpack, enough to get a fat sac.

by Luniz August 18, 2005