finger or wiener

A game played while blindfolded, the winner is able to determine if they're being touched by a finger or a wiener. Generally enjoyed by homosexual men or North Dakota oil field workers.

Josh: "Hey bro I got some Smirnoff ice, wanna play finger or wiener?"

Random stranger: "Sure thing I will grab the blindfold and meet you at man camp!"

Passer by: "wanna make it a finger or wiener tournament?"

Finger or wiener can also be abbreviated to F or W

by Idahospud July 4, 2014

Finger poont

When you finger paint with your poop.

Bob was so messed up on bath salts he tried finger poonting van Goghs starry night on his bathroom wall.

by Jujunum October 23, 2014

Finger Stabbing

A term that describes the uncomfortable, forceful movement of the fingers being pushed up into the vagina repeatedly. Comparable to undergoing a gynaecological examination. Often a result of foreplay with an inadequate sexual partner.

"I was terribly finger stabbed last night."
"I think I am still bleeding from the finger stabbing."

by joswizzle January 19, 2015

finger fluff

Finger fluffing. The Making love version of ' finger blasting '

I kissed her neck gently while finger fluffing her.

by I know nothing really! March 29, 2015

finger fairy

When you are drifting in a nice sleep with your partner and get a nice tickle in the night

After a long day on mammoth slopes to get plowed by the finger fairy to a nice happy ending

by Vesperalpig September 24, 2016

finger clubbing

Going from orifice to orifice with ones finger, like one would go club to club in one evening.

Tim: "Yo, Tyrone ive been finger clubbing jenessa for the past half hour. "
Tyrone: "Nice man, Ive been finger clubbing myself."

by OldGregg2.0 September 19, 2016

Finger Phobia

A fear of breaking or cracking your fingers.

Chris told his friends he had finger phobia. Alas, they proceeded to break all his fingers. Children are cruel.

by vincentvanheisenberg May 11, 2016