Penguin fucker

Someone, who either while high, drunk, or occasionaly sober, wishes to have sex with a penguin.

Devon is such a penguin fucker, did you see what he did to that plushie?

by Penguin Lover August 13, 2006

Feaker

A term to define a long and skinny external male sex organ. Opposite of a choad.

By God! That's a feaker!

by Peach1234 September 13, 2010

Fat Fuckered

A condition that occurs when a light athlete is passed in a triathlon by an competitor in the Clydesdale (>200 lb male) or Athena (>140 lb female) class.

"Dude, I've been starving myself down to 4% body fat to get fast, and some fat fucker just dropped me like a bad habit on the bike leg."

or

"Bob got fat fuckered at least 15 times in the Sprit of Racine triathlon."

by Cleetus Boondoggle August 3, 2009

Goat fucker

A “cowboy” who tucks his jeans into his boots, therefore when he is butt fucking the goat it can not get away.

Dude look at that goat fucker over there with is jeans tucked in.

by Skinnypenis1234 October 21, 2018

cock fucker

is a person that fucks cocks for living

that john guy is a total cock fucker

by loachjohn June 8, 2009

mouth fucker

someone who fucks in the mouth

quit fucking me in the mouth you mouth fucker

by eric September 1, 2003

stupid-fucker flight

The suddenly apparent 'oh shit I'm fucked; I was warned, but I didn't listen' realization as a consequence of choosing international travel during a world-wide pandemic.

This virus-thingy is just a silly, stupid, made-up hoax and I simply REFUSE to change my plans (or my children's plans) when the PARTAYYY MUST-GO-ON.

5 days later: Ummm, seems like we might need some help getting home. The major carriers have suspended travel...
Oh, sure. One rescue stupid-fucker flight coming right up...gotcher check book or credit card ready?

by YAWA March 16, 2020