by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.
Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024

A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know
by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 21, 2021

by thecharacterwannie July 1, 2022

a friend request on facebook
basically from some young hooligan that supports a crappy football team and is looking for girls under 18 to hook up with a get drinks.
charming
basically from some young hooligan that supports a crappy football team and is looking for girls under 18 to hook up with a get drinks.
charming
girl: thanks for the add, do i know you?
hooligan: nah just a football add!
girl: cool
hooligan: going to the next game? wanna meet for a drink.
hooligan: nah just a football add!
girl: cool
hooligan: going to the next game? wanna meet for a drink.
by lalalalala face June 5, 2011

by shutthefuckupfaggot February 7, 2010
