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When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"
by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
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American football

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.
Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024
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varsity football

A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know
by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 21, 2021
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Football

A sport. Also a uk word for American soccer.
My brother Kloe plays football (american soccer).
by thecharacterwannie July 1, 2022
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football add

a friend request on facebook

basically from some young hooligan that supports a crappy football team and is looking for girls under 18 to hook up with a get drinks.

charming
girl: thanks for the add, do i know you?
hooligan: nah just a football add!
girl: cool
hooligan: going to the next game? wanna meet for a drink.
by lalalalala face June 5, 2011
mugGet the football addmug.

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