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Nut fisting

The act of uppercutting someone's dangly parts with your fist.
Did he just throw up?!?!
Yeah man they were nut fisting him!
by DroppingDaDee May 31, 2014
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Jesus Fisting

Fisting somebody with a Jesus Fist while screaming "Jesus take the wheel"
by Rexoto July 10, 2014
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Akimbo Fisting Helicopter

How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:

1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.

To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.

Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?

Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.

Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
by bigkahunaniggerman May 24, 2020
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Fishin' Hole

The female equivalent of a stabbin' cabin.

A secondary residence, kept secret from one's spouse, used for extramarital sexual encounters.
Sue met this carny at Applebees and took him back to her fishin' hole for a rusty trombone. Her husband Pete will never know.
by Sue Cabin April 4, 2011
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Triple Fisting

Consuming three beers at one time, generally by having one beer in each hand, and another one in your front shirt pocket with a straw.
Jeff was triple fisting with a Bud, an MDG and a Coors
by DarkWater February 23, 2004
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Fashing

1. n: German; a week of partying leading up to Mardi Gras. Anything goes this week.
During Fashing I went to 18 parties, was hung over six days, and had 248 alcoholic drinks.
by rentastrawberry October 26, 2004
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Poodle Fisting

Holding your arm up and out like a Black Panther member.
Al "Nobody ever listens to our demands."

Jonny "Lets go poodle fisting down 5th street."
by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012
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