uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

Meth engineer

Someone who practices the art of inventing small projects while on drugs

The meth engineer is building small projects

by Pridegirl101 February 3, 2019

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

Source Engine

The Source Engine is a game engine made by Valve. The Source Engine is the engine known for the tech called bunnyhop

aka bhop which is a way of jumping to gain speed.

"Mike Hawk" - Bro what does source engine mean?
"Tes Tickles" - It is a game engine that you go boing boing in.

by Source engine enjoyer December 15, 2022

Merlin Vac Engine

They sent 16 MVACS up on the thank you earthquake rocket firework

Merlin Vac Engine- The thank you rocket just put more MVACS up in orbit

by Merlin vac engine September 16, 2021

softboi engineer

the opposite of a brogrammer.

An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.

boy: ya I do yoga and read tarot cards. I don't wanna talk about my tech job.

girl: you're a softboi engineer

by anonymous May 13, 2022

Petting the Engine

When a foamer falls in love with a steam engine and pets it erotically while the engineer watches in fear.

Please Johnny, stop petting the engine.

by firehawkwu6 December 5, 2025