Backseat driver

The fourth best position when travelling in a car or ute. In the usual order, from best to worst, the seats are: driver, shotgun, wingman (behind shotgun), backseat driver (behind the driver), bitch (if it exists), hump, and bed.

Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.

Joe: "Shotgun!"
Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman."

Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."

by Diacetylm0rphine September 9, 2010

Volvo Driver

A person who drives a volvo. usaully old, def and blind. So they are pretty shit and annoying drivers

"Bloodie Volvo Driver, he is driving worse then that fucking asian driver and that women."

by JAckkkkkkkk October 16, 2008

driver's license weight

The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.

My driver's license weight is 150... I'm really 160... and I've been up to 180 before.

by Downvoting Victim June 5, 2012

taxi driver

when you wait outside a party school or an area with bars for drunk girls to "drive home"

Dude I just pulled a Taxi driver last night near Rutgers. I picked up this smoking hot redead. She was trashed. I drove her home and we smashed.

by fughettaboutit November 17, 2010

Ghost driver

When you're riding passenger and your significant other gives you head while you steer.

Hey babe , wanna give me a ghost driver?

by dragunov36 May 29, 2018

Sunday Driver

Someone who is driving extremely slow because they are stoned

"dude, this sunday driver must have been smokin' some dank bud, 'cuz he's going 10 in a 55 mph zone"

by rlly highgh riyte /\/ 0 \/\/ ! October 10, 2008

Iranian Cab Driver

The Iranian Cab Driver requires a good deal of skill and coordination. To pull off this complicated maneuver the man effectively must draw a hands-free mustache with a half emerged stool while squatting over his partner, providing the lover with added olfactory stimulation before giving their man fellatio.

The Iranian Cab Driver can also be performed by a woman before receiving cunnilingus, but this practice is far less common.

<Gwen> Holy shit girl that party was off the hook! Sorry I got sick so early :( Did I miss anything?

<Jenny> OMG it was fucking AMAZING, after everyone left Harry gave me an Iranian Cab Driver! Best birthday present EVAR

<Gwen> what?

<Jenny> it will change your world

by Nothingm0re June 17, 2010