Douche Missle

Someone that is such a big douche bag that they might actually explode.

That douche missle better get the fuck out of my house.

by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

douche magouche

Being a super douche. Used especially towards cape codders.

" Pat, quit being a douche magouche and just suck my dick dry" screamed Ben

by Albert Johnson1 May 4, 2011

Douche McGouche

One who trots about with beliefs that they have infinite wisdom in academic matters and feels it is necessary to point out what others should know via physical gestures, all whilst having the best of intentions in mind. Also, one who relentlessly corrects others in the most inconsequential of matters.

Cool guy:
"Man, that dude Inaki sure knows a lot about the stuff we covered in class today."

D. McGouche:
"BRO! His name is pronounced "Iñaki", you forgot to pronounce the "ñ""

Cool guy:
"You are such a Douche McGouche!"

by D-lux May 1, 2013

Douche Bag

If you live at home, still wear Abercrombie wing man shirts and M. Brady is your first initial and last name, you might be a douche bag

Douche Bag - I have a $24,000 lexus

by Lexus24000 August 1, 2010

Douche-copter

A helicopter that is made of douche.

It is usually used to describe someone who is a total bag of douche.

"Thanks for drinking my last beer you fucking DOUCHE-COPTER!"

by Legit Ballin AKA The Prophecy March 7, 2010

Douche canoe

Any wigger driving a four door white jeep while wearing white Oakey's

Man did you see Summers driving his jeep he is such a douche canoe!

by Xvoodoo June 8, 2015

Lord of the Douche

Someone who's douchebaggery has gone past Douche lord. Unessecarilly sarcastic, a Jerkass (By Tv Tropes Standards), and a Dumbass as well. Usually bottom of the class. Has a forked tounge, and touchy facade.

You, my friend, I dub Lord of the Douche.

by Queen Sakon January 24, 2010