Discord

App for people who never socialize in real life, so they hop on discord to talk to some random people and start becoming weird. Discord destroy you bro.

Jason: Yo bro, that dude is so weird.

Markin: Yeah, he uses discord

Jason: bro got negative social skills

by Definitioer June 7, 2023

Discord

Discord, also known as Pedo-ville is a social media platform that is absolute heaven for 58-year-old neckbeards named Theodore who never touch grass and are addicted to League of Legends.

*Discord dms*
Theodore: hey there, M58 wbu?
random kid: F16, sorry
Theodore: EVEN BETTER!!!
random kid: (kinda scared)
Theodore: Send me your address
random kid: uhh ok CENSORED

Theodore: (I am 100 meters away from your location and approaching rapidly)

by goofy ahh skibidi ohio rizz October 30, 2023

discord mod

A self-proclaimed ruler of a Discord server, usually armed with an overinflated sense of power and a ban hammer ready to swing at the slightest inconvenience. Known for micromanaging chats, enforcing rules that no one cares about, and using “infractions” as a way to feel important. Typically found lurking in the server at all hours, waiting for any opportunity to “warn” or “mute” someone for speaking out of turn, using a single emoji too many, or typing in all caps. Their expertise includes correcting typos, banning users for vague reasons like “being too toxic,” and replying with “read the rules” whenever they get called out. They often rock the title of "Admin" and act like it’s a badge of honor, but in reality, they’re just the guy who spends too much time online.

Person 1: "I just posted a meme and the Discord Mod kicked me for ‘inappropriate content’—it was just a picture of a dog." Person 2: "Lmao, classic Discord Mod move. He's out here banning people like it’s his full-time job."

Usage:

"Man, I made a joke in the chat and now I’m muted by the Discord Mod for 7 days... guess I’m not allowed to have fun anymore."
"That mod banned me for saying ‘hi’ too many times. What a power trip."
bruh

by 584940493395874392034839394 February 27, 2025

Zachary Discord

Cool guy who is 6'3 and is buff

Raman: Woah that guy is buff|
Shaft: Must be a Zachary Discord

by SpongeShaft October 17, 2020

Discord

A group of transgenders or non-binaries.

Oh look there's a discord in the party, let us have fun!

by HoboCat February 8, 2022

that one fucking discord member

Noun: anyone who brings up Fuck The Owner Week, a cuck, a tactard who gets no bitches

"That one fucking discord member is a pain in the ass."

by #1$tuńńā December 22, 2022

Discord citizen day

Discord citizen day is for all the non mods, admin, owner people, all the citizens can do whatever (but keep nsfw, offensive memes, etc in appropriate channel) and takes place on december 11th, after discord mod day. The people can hang out, talk and not have to worry about dealing with the higher roles/ranks

-MrGamerGuy

Yw

Discord citizen day is for the normal discord people

-MrGamerGuy

by MrGamerGyy December 11, 2020