Drinks Became Dinner

When you're urinating and suddenly have the urge to poo

Credit: CM

Dude 1: You were in the there for a while, I thought you were just going for a piss

Dude 2: I was but drinks became dinner

by Xylevan October 6, 2024

Skip Dinner

The act to bypass dinner to clap cheeks

If you’re not free till the 22nd and I’m busy from the 21st onward should we just skip dinner?

by Dr Clap Cheeks December 11, 2019

cooking dinner

a phrase said to encourage a dude to get home but also a veiled threat.

Elaine texted him she "cooking dinner" as an incentive for him to get home.

by atraiudesica December 18, 2016

maxien what do you want for dinner

Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”

Maxien what do you want for dinner?

“I DUNNOOOOOI”

by tajcoanfaodna November 23, 2021

in for dinner

the opposite of "out to lunch"

dude a) dude, you are so in for dinner right now it's insane
dude b) true true

by funkaroonie June 18, 2019

Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth

My cousin gets a dinner Box Hard on

by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

Crotch dinner

The act of putting your penis into two piece of bread and adding ketchup

This bitch was hungry i gave her a crotch dinner

by Bouillabaisse February 4, 2018