designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive

Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive

by @lways @ M3$@girl March 14, 2016

Driver middle school

Where stanky and fish girls go to school and need to learn how to take showers. Fiens and wanna be potheads everywhere. Some of the nastiest people go here. People think they are cool for saying the n word and throwing up gang signs. Just try your best to stay away from driver middle school and high school.

Pass the juul is a most used term at driver middle school

by Poopy.head345 October 9, 2019

Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.

Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets

by Shalam69 September 3, 2023

on the driver

On it.

Dave: "Hey uh Mark, bro, can you do that thing, y'know, the one we asked you to do?"
Mark: "On the driver"

by CooperABC December 5, 2018

Lancer Driver

They are actually a good driver, yet when by themselves, they think there in a fast and furious scene. They’re a person who thinks he is driving a Ferrari yet is actually driving something that could be gassed by a Suzuki swift. Also are the type of person that thinks he writes the road rules

“Look at the lancer driver, thinking he’s Lighting McQueen”

“What the ... does this bloke know how to drive, what an idiot”

by Wowowoiw March 2, 2021

landcruiser driver

Generally think they are superior to all others because they drive what is ment to be the greatest 4x4 on the planet. What they fail to realise they have paid up to 10 times more than any other 4x4 owners. They have more money than brains and can also be described as (mongies).
They find comfort in belittling others such as patrol pajero landrover and jeep owners ( last one is understandable) to help them justify the amount of money they have spent. But they still get bogged!

Wow. Cant believe they spent that much when you can get one for quater of the price to do the same job and then brag...
What a landcruiser driver.

by jimmy the mongie February 1, 2018

Carriage Driver Hands

This word is neither an insult or compliment. The word exists for the soul purpose of confusion and contemplation usually on the older generation.

Karen wanted her older lover to put his Carriage Driver Hands on her.

by Steezmiester June 21, 2020