Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.

-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"

by Uncle Kevin December 30, 2013

Thunder Dragon

When a vomiting person flaps their arms in a dragon-like fashion. They suddenly transform from some twat who can't handle their drink into a majestic dragon, gracefully spewing the contents of their stomach across the land

"I was so impressed that Dave had the presence of mind to do the thunder dragon on Friday, otherwise he would looked stupid!"

by Turkeyboi August 27, 2016

sperm dragon

A women who is giving oral sex and works up a sneeze at the same time the male is cumming causing her to blow jizz out her nose

Jessica is now a sperm dragon , she was out with brad and he told me she had cum coming out her nose and almost bit his balls off

by envyit September 5, 2018

Back on the dragon

When someone who kicked his/her World of Warcraft addiction goes back to it.

So Jeff? I heard you were back on the dragon?

by Johnson Blue June 3, 2010

Chunky snow dragon

When a woman snowballs you (I.e pretends to swallow your cum and spits it back into your mouth when she kisses you) and it backfires as you thereafter projectile into her open mouth. The resultant mixture is a combination of cum and vomit.

Claire: Ah I tried to snowball Anthony last night but it backfired and he gave me a chunky snow dragon!!!
Olivia: ah no ways, the same thing happened to me last night!!

by abbbabababababa October 8, 2018

Chasing the Clorox Dragon

Injecting bleach or other disinfectants into your body in order to cure COVID-19

Doctor: what brings him in?
Nurse: he nearly poisoned himself to death when he tried Chasing the Clorox Dragon because he got exposed to covid 19
Doctor: what a fucking covidiot...

by TransitWorker April 23, 2020

Look what the cat dragged in!

when some ones shows up unexpectedly

Look what the cat dragged in! (Look who is here)

by Fernanda September 3, 2005