Third Party Douchebag

A person who answers question that was not directed to them in the first place.

Tom: Hey, John. D'you want these fries?
John: Well...
Bill: Yeah, I want them!
Tom: You're such a Third Party Douchebag!!

by robotron March 7, 2007

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A person in a cubicle environment surrounded by overwork staffers, who daily feels the need to talk loudly on the phone to his family and friends, and also to schedule such things as home repair, phone service, vacations and rental cars. Also known to talk loudly with food in their mouth, and scrape to death the bottom of a cup of yogurt.

"Tim is such a douchebag, do we really need to hear about his parenting skills?"

by DisgruntledStaffer June 24, 2005

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Douchebag

A bag used to clean the vagina with a straw or something to disperse the fluid. Usually used after sex.

It can also be used as a derogotory phrase towards someone if they're being an asshole or if you just dont feel like saying something else.

Scott Petterson is a douchebag.

by Bobby IzZO April 22, 2006

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Douchebaggery

Being surrounded by people who are currently acting like douche bags.

While I was downtown I whitnessed rampant douchebaggery among the stupid kids wandering around.

by Elly Rox August 25, 2005

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Stereotypical Douchebaggery

Someone Who responds to a question or asked of his opinion and responds with a typical response that does not reflect on how he feels or thinks

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Tony needs some serious advice and asks Bob a serious question about a confrontation with his girlfriend.
Bob observes some rather intimidating figures possibly listening in and responds with "I'd smack that bitch back into her place"

Bob has become a victim of Stereotypical Douchebaggery

by 1Sparticus1 June 14, 2010