Girl Dinner

A meal that involves no cooking. This is because they are so inept or simply can’t. They will tell you they’re “too busy to cook” , but the reality is they sooo bad at it even they won’t eat what they cook. Most likely because they know it would kill em if they did.

How do you tell a man you can’t cook in two words? say “ Girl dinner”

by Gravy 6 January 27, 2024

Dinner our dinner

Phrase often seen used in tiktok comments after 10 pints. Users can often be seen to comment 'you up' to female accounts

We couldn't dinner our dinner today

by Topshagger96 March 7, 2022

Dinner plates

A girl with huge nipples

e.g. that whore has such huge dinner plates

by -G123 November 15, 2018

insurance dinners

A yearly celebratory dinner, usually held in the evening, where one partner graciously hosts the occasion for their significant other, who serves as the principal policyholder responsible for the relationship's insurance plan.

Friend 1: Hey! Are you free Friday night? A few of us from work are going to the beach to watch fireworks.
Friend 2: Oh no, sorry! I have to take my partner to dinner for our insurance dinner.
Friend 1: Wow. Insurance dinners are a scam.
Friend 2: Yes, they are indeed. See you next time!

by naukincaide December 17, 2023

Thanksgiving Dinner

When you give her the Gobble Gobble, followed by a Dutch Oven, and finally give her your Gravy.

We stepped away from the table and had our own Thanksgiving Dinner

by OrangeTart November 25, 2020

Tampa Bound Dinner

a Blumpkin in an airplane

Mid-flight, Anthony felt the sudden urge to deficate whilst Brad felt the sudden urge to give the Tampa Bound Dinner a whirl.

by sixty-eight July 25, 2009

Turkish Dinner Dish

A term used during preparation for the Thanksgiving Holliday in which one’ marinates the shaft of their penis in a mixture of dressing and seasoning overnight in a plastic bag. The penis is then removed from the formula the following morning during fixation of the Turkey. The penis then enters the hole of the turkey and thrusting takes place over and over until climax is completed. Next the penis shall drag all across the top of the turkey to removed excess sauces from the spermal marination combo.

Family Friend: Wow! This turkey tastes amazing! What is the secret ingredient?
Me: I tried a completely new method this year when prepping the turkey. I incorporated the Turkish Dinner Dish!
Family Friend: Amazing!!! I thought the turkey tasted extra salty.

by ProudGateKeeper December 8, 2024