Shelby Decker

Shelby Decker is an amazing girl that knows how to treat a guy right. She is one of the nicest and sweetest girls you'll ever meet and is a great kisser. She is one of the greatest girls ever and is very lovable, beautiful, and incredible sexy.

Did you see Shelby Decker?

Yeah she was so fine.

by shelby's boy February 5, 2010

upper decker

A modification on the "classic" upper decker. In a public toilet setting (where there are no tanks/commodes), you improvise and shit in the urinal.

When Hank got fired from his job, he pulled an upper decker in the company bathroom.

by David C July 20, 2008

black and decker

a guy who is incredibly cocky and toolish but thinks he comes off as cool

"Wow, that guy was super hot, but he seems like such a Black and Decker"

by Hurricane777 June 25, 2008

decklan

A cute and/or sometimes outgoing person (usually a guy) who loves to play videogames. He/she has blond(e) hair and blue eyes and glasses, as well as a pair of yoga pants for ultimate gaming experience.

he or she is a total nerd.

Dude, did you meet that decklan kid last night? Man, he knew his stats in WoW.

by maslove August 19, 2011

Upper Decker Demolator

The act of filling the top reservoir of someones toilet with liquid feces. Preferably, after the mass consumption of spicy foods such as vindaloo or chili.

Oh my god, an Upper Decker Demolator! I keep flushing and it keeps coming back!! Ok, you keep flushing, I'm going for more bleach. And some mints, in case you have to siphon it out...

by dissy614 January 23, 2009

black and decker pecker wrecker

A black bitch with braces givin' head

Keshia braces scared the hell out of my love rod...That black and decker pecker wrecker drew blood....But she swollowed and made it all worth while.

by TimAllen April 9, 2005

Decking

To have sexual intercourse or perform sexual acts on a beach house deck.

While intoxicated at Cape Cod, Kim enjoyed a nice decking from her husband.

by Chrissiri September 7, 2013