A Crusty Garcia

When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)

Damn I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night. He made be me lick his asshole. It was a Crusty Garcia

by Gaming Hams January 18, 2017

An Extra Crusty Garcia

When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.

I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night and he made me give him an extra crusty Garcia.

by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017

crusty face

Someone who has an utter crusty face. Other things that can refer to this is crustifer or flaker

Oh dear that man has a crusty face better give him some E -45

by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017

Crusty

Upper/middle class people who care protest bout climate change, play the bongos, wear beeny hats, have dreadlocks and do marijuana in their poxy, stinky, ratty aul, manky aul vans while living off daddy's money.

1.Shupp you ye rotten aul crusty

2.Imma float climate change protest and bash in a few crusties, floatin?

3. South Dublin? Jaysus stay away pal, crusty Central out der

by Ermahgerd356 January 23, 2020

Getting a crusty

When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty

Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear

by Slightly Syko January 25, 2020

crusty anus

when you jizz on a girls anus and let it go nice and crusty
delicious :)

i gave your mum a crusty anus

by iLOVErednecks April 7, 2020

Crusty puss

When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy

Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke

by Nut_sockkcos_tuN April 24, 2020