cakefart

The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.

Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cakefarted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"

by Steve06 August 30, 2008

Loco With the Cake

Going crazy over money like a silly black man, ace hood.

I was goin' Loco with the cake when i saw shanquea and i pulled out money hoping she would suck my big black penis.

by Loco with the cake July 6, 2009

The Cake Is Not A Lie

The cake is not a lie.....

This is the less commonly heard anti-phrase, of the

popular " the cake is a lie"

suggesting that the said thing is true, or factual.

The "cake is not a lie" can also refer to the realasing of the

game "portal 2" which has not happened yet.

Man: 2012 is the end!

smarter man: the cake is a lie!

smarter smarter man: the cake is not a lie, the cake is delicious.

Man: Wtf?

by thecake'snotalie May 10, 2010

caker's dozen

A girl who has received at least 13 facials.

Erin blew Vinny last night... she's up to at least a caker's dozen by now.

by jack432143 January 9, 2011

jamie cake

yummy, cinnamony, squishy, lumpy sweet stuff.

i <3 jamie cake.

by claire January 10, 2004

Wet Cake

Wet cake is when you take any form of wet cake (like a Gateau), and you throw it at your sexual partner and then proceed to fuck them and the cake. You then have to eat the cake once you are done.

Bro 1: Did you see the game last night?
Bro 2: I was busy, out with Susan.
Bro 1: Whoa! How did that go?
Bro 2: I Wet caked her.
Bro 1: Fuck yeah!

*bro 1 and 2 high-five*

by Mr.Squirrel November 19, 2013

upside down pound cake

Sex Position: When you are having sex in a recliner and the recliner tips over onto its back, but neither of you stop.

I was fucking your sister in your favorite recliner and we ended up doing the upside down pound cake.

by Wook Weinstein December 9, 2008