ketchup covered hotdog

when a man and women errr-eee the bed while the women is on her period, the man comes out with a bloody penis

Allison and Ethan were working it hard and when they decided to stop, Ethan had a ketchup covered hotdog

by Bum bum gum March 29, 2015

Cloud Coverage

A layer of toilet paper placed upon the water in order to prevent splash back when dropping a massive dump

In order to prevent water from dousing my anus I began to place toilet paper in the bowl to create cloud coverage

by Barry Allen2814 June 2, 2015

vent cover

Anus. Asshole. Poop shoot.

Damn I was so nervous before the game my vent cover was twisted up tight.

by LBJ surfer November 16, 2015

chocolate covered bacon

The result of two amazing things (bacon and chocolate) making a baby.

Chocolate covered bacon. Nuff said.

by DickTucker, theeasilyarousedse February 1, 2016

jaguar convertible

Mainly driven by old men with bald heads

Old men who drive jaguar convertibles often have bald heads.

by Jag drivers February 3, 2016

cellular coverage

When your cell phone has service.

Oh look, I can text because I have cellular coverage!

by Longwell March 28, 2016

Chocolate covered centipede

A girl who is beautiful on the surface, but who she is on the inside is the equivalent to a centipede.

" Yeah man, I actually really liked her until I saw those all those disgusting legs start poking through. Definitely just another chocolate covered centipede."

by My name is P April 8, 2016