Coontact

Having contact with an African American

What a bad day at work, too much coontact

by Louis Farakoon September 14, 2008

coont

Another way to pronounce CUNT. More commonly used to describe someone who is being a cunt.

"Will you please stop acting like a coont!"

by Rekk55 July 18, 2003

Coondominium

Welfare housing, often surrounded by afroturf. Frequently located near a liquor store, half a dozen bars, a Planned Parenthood office, a KFC, and several crack houses.

That Coondominium is the police's number one complaint call.

by You got a fuckin' problem with that? September 20, 2003

Coonery

A word that niggas from Maryland use to describe dumb shit/ dumb niggas

Kenny:”Look at this nigga tryna flex his fake ass Jordan’s”

Jairo: “Such coonery”

by YourGirlGaveMeTop December 13, 2019

Coons Ass

A person who has a love for the swamps and swamp life in the Cajun areas of the Lower South Eastern United States.

"My cousin Ricky Bobby loves to watch that television show where that Coons Ass be yelling, 'Choot Dat Alley Geigh Duh'.
(Shoot That Alligator)

by Poop Stain Barney July 9, 2011

coontastic

Adj. Any action or deed reminiscent of 'coon' behavior, behavior deemed embarassing to the educated, and more productive black people in society. Coontastic behavior tends to reinforce negative, untrue, and disparaging stereotypes about black people, particularly ones that portray them as lazy, shiftless, bummy, and uneducated. Usually used to express an action that is overwhelmingly coon like.

1. One throws a piece of garbage on the sidewalk when the garbage can is only a few paces away, with the excuse being, "I was too lazy." "Wow thats coontastic."

2. "Hey man what are you doing standing out here when you have to go to work?"
"Nothing, just standing here...I don't really feel like working..."
"Come on man don't be coontastic, go to work."

by Eric Talbot January 21, 2008

coonami

A wave made up of coons that signals impending theft and destruction.

"Mate, are you trying to crease me? Mate? I'm creased mate, stop creasing yourself. Crease yourself before you crease crease crease creasity crease. Crease."

"I'd best keep my bike locked up safely, that coonami may hit any minute now."

by pissbag December 28, 2007