Comments

(See April 11th, 18th 2009 and March 5th 2017 definitions for context.)
Comments are the little crowdsourced rectangles below content that contains short, opinionated text. OR 12TB opinionated mountains of text. Apparently Urban Dictionary took care of that "problem."

Nowww All those Hilarious Zingers that stretch across the Urban Horizon no longer have 'comeback' humor. But to be fair, this is SUPPOSED to be some kind of dictionary and not a Big Ol' Glorified Twitter.

<hey remember when urbanned dicktionary had comments?)
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by Urban Non-Fictionary March 6, 2026

commemorize

to commemorate, but a way better word

by Robyn M.

I want to commemorize that occasion

by jxm99 March 14, 2025

Cocomelonfied

When a show gets rebooted and it has coco melon type graphics instead of good ones

Dora the explorada got cocomelonfied

Did u see the new monster high reboot its.so cocomelonfied now

by Bells56 May 29, 2025

Comment Cunt

Basically people who go into YouTube comment sections and type meaningless and braindead shit like "Bro fell off", "I was born in the wrong generation", "Damn is 🤣🎉", "Don't check my profile", "5000+ Aura" "Those who know", "We got ____ Before GTA six", "The beat: 🗿 The song: 🗿 The producer: 🗿", "Anyone else here in (Current Year)?" And finally, the worst, most horrible comment you can find on YouTube: "(Statement) Like if you agree 👇".

Seth: *Opens YouTube Shorts*
Cody: "Seth, check the comment section!"
Seth: "Damn.. These comments are braindead as fuck.."
Cody: "Yep, filled to the brim With Comment Cunts.."

by We can officially be friends. August 10, 2025

Commerce

A young hyper-feminine looking lesbian. Inspired by the term “trade”, it correlates to the fiscal similarities both definitions share. Originally coined in a Shake Shack. May refer to any woman of any age, as long as no one would suspect their homosexuality. For example, Sabrina Carpenter if she were a lesbian.

“Wow that girl is so pretty… do you think she’s commerce?”

“This whole room is full of women who don’t realize they’re commerce.”

by madsbumblebee October 9, 2025

Comment Roach

A commentator thats made the entire comment list upset at them before disappearing or deleting the evidence.

There must have been a comment roach everyone is mad at a specific user for this comment that was deleted.

by Airbendingskunk November 10, 2025

Comment Roach

A commentator thats made the entire comment list upset at them before disappearing or deleting the evidence.

There must have been a comment roach everyone is mad at a specific user for this comment that was deleted.

by Airbendingskunk November 10, 2025