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Colortard

A member of a Colorguard organization, usually brainwashed into thinking their cult has some sort of artistic, athletic, or entertaining merit.
She was trying to explain some stupid crap about flags and I yawned, and she walked off in a fit, what happened?

She's a Colortard.
by Font McBuff January 1, 2010
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Colorado Omelette

Slang for an abortion administered by frontiersmen during the migration west in the 1800's.
Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.
by Allen Patrick Wagner February 13, 2012
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Colorado Head butt

A fake head butt followed through with a straight punch to the nuts
I scream Colorado head butt seconds prior to going through the motions of an actual head butt but just prior to heads connecting I stop and straight punch to the nuts as their eyes are closed expecting a head butt
by Nut Crusher May 25, 2012
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colorado chocolate shake

When someone fills your bong with dirty poop water
I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.
by bemused January 14, 2015
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talking color

A color which is the true favorite. may occur or be seen while smoking pot.
ali bee: Here dude try a hit off this J.
Eccademus: Whoa! My talking color is brown!!!
by ali bee September 4, 2004
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Food Coloring

An eloquent term for burned food.
-Hey man, you burned the Bejesus out of this toast!
-That's not char, thats food coloring!
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Person of Color

A Person of Color is the opposite of a Person of Noncolor. A largely confusing and inaccurate term, as one of the colors the term describes, is in fact, similarly to the noncolor, not a color at all.

There are those who believe one or both of the noncolors are in fact colors. Therefore, you should make sure which definition is being used before addressing someone, so that you don't risk offending the person.
Could you please give this envelope to the Person of Color over there. It's the one who is standing next to the Person of Noncolor.
by Petmakmak December 21, 2018
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