Retard College

Community College. small institutions for less fortunate students to earn s degree.

my friend is attending Retard College up in Houston to get his associates.

by v1cious August 30, 2006

Marist College

A school that supposedly has high academic standards but whose average student can watch 12 straight hours of "Punk'd" on MTV, and often will. A Marist student can be identified by a glowing orange tan (in January), thickly gelled hair, Abercrombie t-shirt that says "I paid 30 dollars for this shirt" on it, and "P-I-M-P" by 50 cent as their cellphone ringtone.

Did Nick Lachey go to Marist?

by Dennis Murray January 23, 2005

Rosmini college

Rosmini college is a shit school with no hoes or thots. Rosmini students are really horny and are by a school called Carmel college which Are all flat ass/flat ass titties bitches

Do you go to rosmini college?

Yeah but I wish there were some big tittie bitches near us

by Jackson the nonce March 10, 2019

Whittier College

Best school in SoCal

Poetballer is a bitch cause he had no fun at Whittier College!

by obietrice October 16, 2008

Chesterfield College

Were 14 year olds go when they get kicked out of school. You can easily tell who they are because the are commonly sean smoking around the bike sheds when they dont even look old enough to go catch a but with out a parent, let alone buy fags.

Scot from Duckmanton

by Richard Brown October 7, 2006

Rhodes College

A prominent clown college located in Memphis, Tennessee where students learn to juggle. Known for strong programs in balloon-tying and nose-squeaking.

Clown 1: Watch me juggle these pies!
Clown 2: Wow! You're really good at that! Did you go to Rhodes College?
Clown 1: Yes I did.

by GoLynxCats January 2, 2010

Cabrini college

Way better than Eastern University.

Cabrini college is over all better than Eastern, Cabrini over Eastern ANY DAY.

by henchickenduck October 20, 2010