Coffee Filter

Used to keep coffee crystals from falling into the coffee pot as it is being brewed.

After one grinds up coffee beans, he may place them in a coffee filter and place it in the coffee machine then fill it with water and turn it on and wait for it to brew. Alternatively, he could pour the methamphetamine mixture and let the filter catch the crystals, scrape them out and sell them, then add the coffee to the filter and have the kickest ass fucking pot of coffee ever brewed.

by Mr. F November 28, 2004

Coffee Bean

The act of taking a crap in someones kettle, then boiling it.

Person 1: Dude this coffee tastes like shit

Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck

Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was

Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died

by Novelty Turd December 24, 2007

avetard coffee table

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Coffee House revolutionary

This is similar to an armchair quarterback, all talk and no action.

Tyler was a typical coffee house revolutionary, all radical talk with no chance of action!

by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Cotch 'n' Coffee

It means to grab a coffee and chill with your friends and or partner, but it is also a code for sex. When you ask someone to "Cotch n Coffee" it will have to depend on the circumstances so there will be a different meaning for it.

Circumstance 1:

Dave: Do you wanna cotch 'n' coffee?

Anne: Yeah ill come round yours in a bit

Dave: See you in a bit then

Circumstance 2:

Dave: Cotch 'n' Coffee?

Alex: Yeah man starbucks?

Dave: Calm man, meet you there around 2.

by jkbjk February 11, 2017

Coffee Cheetos Chicken

The definition of a Jerma joke.

What's in the crate? Oh dude there's a fucking knife, there's coffee cheetos chicken!

by Navybog February 15, 2018

Is coffee good for you

Phrase popular on various image board websites such as 4chan.org. It's a phrase used to mock posters which ask mundane questions alongside a sexual image.

References a meme in which a figure is seen holding up an image of an anime girl to a crowd, asking "Is coffee good for you?".

>OP: posts thread asking about the weather alongside a sexual image

>Anon: "Is coffee good for you?"

by (((shekels))) April 9, 2020