Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).

Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."

by House of Cods March 29, 2017

Cloud 9

Rileigh Crawford

Rileigh Crawford is like Cloud 9 bro

by Etanaru February 24, 2023

Cloud -9

The state of feeling like shit.

Just jacked off 7 times in the past 24 hours and now I feel cloud -9

by Novonovo January 06, 2022

Cloud 9

when u hit some good pussy

cloud 9: fat ass bouncing on yo shit

by rdc burner nigga August 04, 2023

Cloud 9

Being really happy or being in love

Random unarmed dude: I am on cloud 9!

by parrxtkun January 29, 2022

Cloud 9

A way of refering to drugs whilst confusing fans of NBC's Superstore

Duuuuuuude, what the fuck is a 'Cheyenne"? Pretty sure Cloud 9 is a weed thing, not your weird retail opera...

by jpdfive January 01, 2024

Cloud 9

When someone is very happy or filled with emotion. It was also a Disney movie in 2014.

Guy 1: "Eating that ice cream reminded me of 2005 and sent me to Cloud 9."
Guy 2: "I didn't know this ice cream was that ever so relevant to you."

by poisonberries December 02, 2021