clock it

when you get roasted so bad you dont know what to say

girl 1: thats why you cant pull guys
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …

by by lylah and maisie June 20, 2025

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Clocking

To completely finish a video game

Clocking is to 100% complete a video game, doing everything possible within it.

"Dude me and Darcy stayed up and clocked the new crash bandicoot in one night, it was sick"

by donedeed February 12, 2020

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if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023

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Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.

Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!

by Arb Guy December 10, 2024

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Clock that tea

To remind or let someone know the truth of a topic or situation that one may have gotten confused or misjudged. Basically another statement for “Get it right, don’t get it twisted.”

Girl 1: Y’all hoes be paying $500 for hair bundles with installation, y’all dumb as hell.

Girl 2: Well, bitch all I rock is Brazilian and Remy plus I can afford it, is you mad hoe?
You must wear synthetic.

Girl 3 to Girl 2: Clock that tea sis!

by GhettoMFBreakfast March 3, 2025

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