Tellular Cellephone

Tellular Cellephone means nutsack.

“Dude have you seen that video of Jackson’s Tellular Cellephone?”

by Tellular Cellephone Lover January 23, 2023

Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome

When someone acts so stupid, it’s like they have a lack of brain cells in their heads.

People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat!
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.

by GeosWorld April 23, 2023

single-celled organism

Not a dog

That bacteria is a single-celled organism

by BTRequiem April 28, 2023

A Cell

"If you lock someone in a cell and no one talks to him they would be better off that in the public education" ~ Flat Eather

Hym "I highly doubt I'm the rule rather than the exception. And in my defense I have the equivalent of like 9 years worth of college level psychology courses under my belt. That isn't really 'sitting in a cell and doing nothing.' 10 if you count the sex therapist stuff...

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Sleeper Cell

Someone of middle eastern or indian descent who has hidden in the states for a while as a secret terrorist.

“That nigga Nick Makki is a sleeper cell did y’all know that?”

by ballbuster24 October 23, 2023

Fat cell

A metaphor that refers to a person who shows up to Christian church but is not involved with the church community.

Josephine is such a fat cell! She doesn't serve despite her obvious capacity to serve!

My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!

by PreciseTurnip January 19, 2024

Dwellian Cellar

When you hide in a storage closet and drink wine

I’ll meet you in the Dwellian Cellar at 2

by You’re Dwellcome May 15, 2024