Captain Hook

First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.

When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!

by Kevin Todd Ruthven May 4, 2005

Captain Morgan'd

the act of putting your balls in someones face unexpectedly while they or bent over; or putting your balls in a random person face while shopping trying not to get noticed

Timmy just got Captain Morgan'd by jeremy while picking up his keys up from the ground

by murfdizzle April 9, 2010

a captain plan

A plan in which you are going to ride a sinking ship right down until it sinks.

Aw man, our company had a third round of layoffs! I wasn't laid off and I'm not even looking for another job. I have a captain plan. I'm riding this sinking ship until the very end.

by arkarkark October 10, 2008

Captain Price

One of the 7 world wonders.

"Yo ma boi who Captain Price Again?"

*shows picture of Cap next to the piramid of Gizeh*

"Aaah"

by Notmyrealnameoridfk November 19, 2017

Captain Gayfart

A DJ at a filthy night club that resembles a monkey with a prawn smelling ding dong.

Captain Gayfart AKA DJ prawn dick

by Strawberry shortcake September 2, 2014

Sky Captain

Somebody who sits on a boat and lets the Captain know how the sky's looking and if there is any danger in his immediate vicinity. he also helps with the anchor and keeping the captain hydrated. He does everything like a beast.

Captain the sky is blue, but to the east we have some storm clouds forming and it looks like rain, better head in.

Hey i'll just get the Sky Captain to pull the anchor in i'm way too tired.

Sky Captain am I clear to turn around and punch it?

by ldoglover24 September 22, 2011

captain jelk

The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.

I'm sorry I was late, I was very busy doing a captain jelk

by Gahat May 6, 2016