Bill Call

Top rated employee who asks many appropriate questions and finds many foods and drinks delicious, like tacos. Also has the best beard in Timewise history.

Can also describe a BAMF

Anthony: I wish I was kool like Bill Call

by Bill Call May 25, 2014

Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her

"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call

by Nenets June 23, 2020

“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.

“Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law”

by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022

Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

Dissed Call

When you call someone, they check the screen on their phone, see it's you - and proceed to NOT answer.

You: /Ring /Ring /Ring

Person (likely a fresh, young hottie): (Thinking to themselves): "Fuck this guy."

You: Ugh. I just got a dissed call from that chick I met at the bar two nights ago.

by Le Duque October 30, 2009

shooty call

The act of instigating a late night online multiplayer gaming session with your chums.

Like getting a booty call but for games. Preferably ones with guns.

Sorry my love, I can't watch Netflix with you tonight. I've just got a shooty call.

by Bramby Cakes July 1, 2019

mission call

When you dial someones number but then decide against it but it's too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.

Ken: *ring* *reaches for phone* Ah Damn it.

Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.

Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.

by kp1 June 25, 2009