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California Song 

1.A love song to the state of California.

2.An overplayed and overrated song about California.
3.Any song that talks about "California Dreaming" or "Californication" etc.
4.A "fuck you" song by Chicago band Local H to California and New York
Guy 1:Hey man, have you heard the latest Red Hot Chili Pepper CD?
Guy 2: PLEASE NO MORE CALIFORNIA SONGS!!
Guy 2: And fuck New York too.
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California Car-bomb

A non-alcoholic drink composed of the following:

4 Parts Arnold Palmer Tea
1 Part Organic Honey infused with Hashwax
Dude A: What did you say this was
Dude 2: It's a California Car-Bomb!

30 minutes later:

Dude A: I think i just defecated myself.
Dude 2: Most unparliamentary behavior Rutherford.

California Special 

A process where a man takes a woman to the beach and fills her vagina with sand. He then poops into the vagina and inserts his penis to cover it with the contents. The woman than takes the penis covered in sand and poop into her mouth and sucks on it until the semen is ejaculated into her.
He gave her the California Special after dinner on the beach.

California Carwash 

When the drought in California is so bad that when you go to the carwash the workers surround your car and poop on it.
Man, did you see Match Game the other night? Alec Baldwin totally said, "California Carwash"!
California Carwash by Dbeaux February 22, 2017

california waterfall 

When a man pisses into another persons mouth while the person is on his/her knees.
i fucking made up california waterfall one day in english... Just like Boston Steamer and Im gonna make something up for all the states or citys
california waterfall by mollykins December 29, 2006

California Saucerfist 

N. A form of mutual masturbation where the acting male partner inserts his/her open palm into the female's vagina, then moves it in and out as a method of stimulation. If this maneuver is used in the anus instead, it is then referred to as the Dark Alley
Man 1: So, the other day my girlfriend I were feeling slightly adventurous, so we tried the California Saucerfist.

Man 2: Really? Did she enjoy it?

Man 1: I couldn't tell if she was crying or having an orgasm.

California Creampie 

When you throw up in a girl's vagina and have sex with her right afterwards.
I just gave Molly a California Creampie and it took her a week and a half to clean it out.
California Creampie by Charlie K November 2, 2006