Reporter: What is your favorite beer?
Bryce Harper: I'm not answering that.
Reporter: Why not?
Bryce Harper: That's a clown question bro.
Bryce Harper: I'm not answering that.
Reporter: Why not?
Bryce Harper: That's a clown question bro.
by Dr. Octogonopus BLA June 22, 2012
one who is exploited participating in silly acts or follies and it called out on it. A general term to light heartedly dis someone.
by Lesbo Mofunga February 03, 2005
An act of sexual intercourse involving 2 or more furries of the same sex who, during the act, grab each other's nose, and start honking loudly until it becomes red.
by Brs-lord123 September 26, 2017
A person who fails colossally or is incompetent on a galactic scale , while at the same time not noticing, or, worse, thinks they're doing well.
- Sarah Palin's unending stream of media gaffs during the 2008 election campaign: Palin is such a fail clown - can you believe the answers she gave Katie Couric?
- Kim Jong-Il and the way he is always posturing about how everyone want to attack pitiful North Korea while he starves his own people: Kim Jong-Il, ever the fail clown, starves his people while issuing bizarre threats to the the rest of the world.
- Senator Larry Craig (need I say more about this?).
Fail clown Senator Larry Craig, after getting caught soliciting sex in a men's public restroom, refuses to resign after all.
- Rob Blagojevich, former governor of Illinois (ditto).
Governor Rob Blagojevich, First Fail Clown of Illinios, mounted an stunningly absurd an ineffective public defense of himself while the official impeachment proceedings were underway.
- Kim Jong-Il and the way he is always posturing about how everyone want to attack pitiful North Korea while he starves his own people: Kim Jong-Il, ever the fail clown, starves his people while issuing bizarre threats to the the rest of the world.
- Senator Larry Craig (need I say more about this?).
Fail clown Senator Larry Craig, after getting caught soliciting sex in a men's public restroom, refuses to resign after all.
- Rob Blagojevich, former governor of Illinois (ditto).
Governor Rob Blagojevich, First Fail Clown of Illinios, mounted an stunningly absurd an ineffective public defense of himself while the official impeachment proceedings were underway.
by Riposte June 20, 2009
When you fuck a girl from behind and you quickly slip on a scary clown mask.
So when she turns around ur wearing a clown mask and you do a spooky scary clown laugh.
Then she starts screaming and you get accused of rape.
So when she turns around ur wearing a clown mask and you do a spooky scary clown laugh.
Then she starts screaming and you get accused of rape.
by Xx_RobloxPussySlayer69420_xX November 20, 2017
by 1973C20 December 26, 2011
A sexual act revealed to me by Tré Cool of Green Day. As a girl wearing heavy makeup (most importantly mascara), finishes giving you head, you blow your load in her eye and then rub it in with your dick. This causes her to cry and the effect of dripping mascara leads her to look like a Crying Clown.
by Michael vdB October 17, 2007