Chav Week is a week celebrated two weeks after fathers day. It is used to celebrate the douches and dickheads of modern society by pretending and or being like a chav. The most common way to celebrate chav week is by dressing up and speaking like a chav.
A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other
Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"
A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying
If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav
A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other
Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"
A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying
If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav
by EhRandomPLsSub June 24, 2022

chav's are people who wear urban clothing can be considered wanna be's..occasionally hang out in fastfood places...or malls..diong nothing..usually white ppl...
mom-hey honey what'd you do today..??
kidd-went to mcd's
mom-thats all and with who?
kidd-me an freinds
mom-what did yo do there
kidd-sit and chill
mom--thats all wait with who?wait...
narrator(kidd left room)
obviouseley chav's hang at mc's
kidd-went to mcd's
mom-thats all and with who?
kidd-me an freinds
mom-what did yo do there
kidd-sit and chill
mom--thats all wait with who?wait...
narrator(kidd left room)
obviouseley chav's hang at mc's
by 1#chavwhoisawesomebtch.. September 20, 2010

Commonly used to describe a man who is extremely fixated on his favourite teams success, be it school team at any level, local team, or big city team of any sport at any level for that matter. There immense passion and hatred for the opponent can be so strong he can resort to violence or threats of violence to defend its honour should his will of fire be tested. Can often times be thugs to an extent, can be spotted but there poor choice of clothes. Fear the p chav as it can come from anywhere at anytime nowadays, but more recently online with the popularity of social media.
“Ah I hope Arsenal win tonight! Big game in the europa league group stage against Estonian league champions Flora! Must win!” “Hey Bob look it’s a fucking p chav” “fucking great job Ron you got us tickets in the p chav section”
by A man who knows too much. December 3, 2020

Sometimes pretty sometimes the worst ppl on earth.i love chavs but the need to watch their gobs the always smoke a fuck ton off weed,sell elfbars,lostmarys and eluxs in the schl bathrooms to year7s wear half an inch of makeup 2 schl have slugs for eyebrows but if ur on their good side then you've always got some1 2 back you up when ur beefing a slag they r always there 4 you but you better pray that you're never on their bad side
by kaycies gorgeous 💗 March 21, 2023

Annoying English girls that think wearing caked makeup will cover up their acne and make their cheek bones ‘pop’. they usually do their hair in a messy fan bun and dress slutty so that older men will think they are mature. They always spray their Victoria secret shitty ass spray on someone who they think ‘stinks’ and they will make fun of the way you dress, act, speak or for just being you.
Person: omg did you see Becky’s makeup it’s so caked
Becky (Chav): ya makin foon of ma makeoop?! Do you wan me to bang you out?! Little bastard.
Becky (Chav): ya makin foon of ma makeoop?! Do you wan me to bang you out?! Little bastard.
by Hairypoppins November 10, 2019

by TurboDisturbo April 25, 2020
