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chav bhav bhangi

Anally penetrating yourself, while sucking a vagina.
"let's do chav bhav bhangi Missy right now up my ass"
by Macdonald's November 13, 2017
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Chav Mecca

A town or city which is perfect for chavs to inhabit. In these areas, expect to find lots of chavs!
Have you seen that dump of a city down there? it's an absolute chav Mecca with a McDonald's within a stone's throw of the cinema and a Halford's across the road. Perfect for chavs to thrive in.
by Cazaam January 4, 2015
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Chav

A white person in Northern England (in a boy's case) who tries to act black by using MLE but using it to the point where they sound retarded and cringy and wears tracksuits all the time thinking they're the shit but in reality, they look like dumb fucks. Honestly I hate them little shits.

Whereas the female version of a chav is when a white girl puts an awful amount of tan to the point where they look like normani from fifth harmony, wears loud tracksuits thinking they look like paris hilton but in reality they look like a baby with down syndrome. You may see them in tik tok, that's how they usually look. You will see them mostly in ireland (basically everywhere in the UK but london but there's a tiny population of them there). They are usually very rude.
Your dumbass: Why does that irish traveller, Miranda look like that? She's almost the colour of beyonce!
Me: She's a chav.
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Chav

by 0ttpxr March 5, 2022
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Chav

Girls named Harriet, where TN’s and puffer jackets. Also live in gosport.
Harriet is such a chav, she lives in gosport.
by MrFrickinCooldude69420 November 20, 2019
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chav

a man who hates women, typically of european descent
yeah that dude is such a chav! he hates women so much.
by pooopydoo August 2, 2022
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Chav

These are a unique specimen who come in a variety of shapes and sizes. They think they are hard just because their dads are banged up and their sisters are knocked up. One of the most popular type of chav is the ‘white roadman’. These chavs tend to meet on street corners and shout swear words very loudly. They wear a wide range of clothing, usually Puma or Adidas tracksuits in neutral tones such as grey, black or navy. They always stink of weed and one in three is a dealer. Chavs are not very picky about their women, as long as the girl is willing to do anything. Chavs usually end up getting at least four girls pregnant but won’t have anything to do with it. They usually have around six brothers and sisters all with names like Keegan, Kian, Kai, Kaylee, Kayla and Kelsie. They all live in a council house with an abandoned shopping trolley outside by the door and their pit bull or staffy.
Some chav language:
Chav 1: wag1 g
Chav 2: my guy what u sayin
Chav 1: rahhh kelsie’s preggers again

Chav 2: Ahh bless, I can do her a deal on some weed
by Keegan. But not a chav October 11, 2019
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