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Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016
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French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.
“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025
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thot cannon

An literal cannon that shoots thots
Thats the most powerful thot cannon i’ve ever seen!
by NoRRJJ October 4, 2018
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drew and cannon

Drew And Cannon. Both are dreamsexual E-boys who online date each other on discord.
Hey look it’s drew and cannon! … oh. It’s drew and cannon… gross
by BBQatDawn February 25, 2022
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ducc cannon

A cannon that shoots ducks. What the fuck were you expecting.
Damn I hope nobody shoots me with that goddamn ducc cannon
by Kikotexan May 19, 2021
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Twin cannons

The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.
Last night was wild. He used the Twin Cannons on my asshole so hard, I'm going to need a diaper.
by Pillcosvy April 9, 2022
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Dave Cannon

When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat
Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022
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