A cannon to a pebble

A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.

Person 1: Cheese good

Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....

Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble

by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021

Cannon

A fucking amazing person that will brighten your day with a charismatic attitude and will always give the best advice and help you.

You should definitely be like them they cannon they’re amazing

by Ronnie love you December 20, 2021

war cannons

big tits

that chick has some war cannons on her

by fun123lol December 28, 2021

Twin cannons

The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.

Last night was wild. He used the Twin Cannons on my asshole so hard, I'm going to need a diaper.

by Pillcosvy April 9, 2022

Cannon

A pretty cool guy who does his best to do the right thing.

Person 1: Hey look it's Cannon again.
Person 2: He's pretty cool.

by 7438793479837 April 10, 2022

Cannon

A very large marijuana joint.

"Man you've been smoking one-gram cannons. How are you still conscious?"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Tristan Cannon

A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3

Tristan Cannon: an amazing person

by Shehdbdb November 20, 2021