butthole

A poophole, clean your penis after anal

Isaiah stuck it in Mary's Butthole and he had to take a shower after.

by L'il Zaya February 9, 2017

butthole

a deep dark hole where only the dick goes inside, not anything else

oh,daddy phok my butthole

by miss\sushi August 1, 2022

dj butthole

When a club or venue DJ is terrible and can't keep the crowd engaged their name is assumed to be DJ Butthole

No one is dancing. This dude sucks ass.

(Screaming)
DJ BUTTHOLE!!!!!!

by Piratemothafuckinsteve March 18, 2023

Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."

Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."

by Master of Shit Jobs October 9, 2022

butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy January 8, 2016

Butthole Surfer

A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.

Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.

by taper123 April 25, 2017

Butthole

A.K.A Anus

You are a butthole

by Hayden Sortino 21 May 22, 2022