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Wet Burrito

a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.
hey bro, you want a wet burrito?
by VersatileMink May 26, 2024
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Burrito Defeato

When you have eaten too much Mexican food resulting in an upset stomach.
"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."
by Headexpl0dy May 13, 2018
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Making burritos

When Mexicans have sex, specifically to make babies or groupsex.
Hola chica, how bout you and me make some burritos together?

God damn it I think Enrique and Maria are making burritos in my closet again.
by goldenkranzisreallysanta November 23, 2010
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Pug burrito

A very kind and loving leopard gecko also on laurdiy/Alex wassabi's channel of a despasito remix
I have a dope Pug burrito
by Taco <3 unicorns August 18, 2018
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shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw
when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.
by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024
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Burrito's tatas

Rushmore Titties, mommy milkers, teddy's hands pillows, oxygen provider...
Burrito's tatas
by coffee_man March 27, 2023
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Desk Burrito

Desk Burrito
noun

Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
Usage:
“Bro I wasn’t missing that Sylvanas kill. Had to desk burrito it. My chair may be ruined, but we got the mount.”
by Deathxxscythe June 24, 2025
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