body swaddle

Wrapping someone fully grown as if they were a baby, but doing it with one's body instead of a blanket OR in addition to a blanket.

She was feeling really antsy so he body swaddled her and she calmed down immediately.

by Carm050449 April 25, 2015

bodybooking

A hooker that's really good at scheduling her appointments.

"I'm going to bodybook a hooker"
"I'm going to hooker a bodybooker"
"Let's go bodybooking"
And so on.

by Kredova July 25, 2016

bodybooking

A hooker who is very good at scheduling their appointments

"Oh yeah, she's a real bodybooking hooker."

"I think her pimp makes it seem like she is good at bodybooking, but in reality, he does all the work."

by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016

bodybooking

Someone who uses books to build their mind - a mix of 'bodybuilding' and 'book'

All kids these days are interested in bodybuilding, but when I was their age, bodybooking was at the top of everyone's mind.

by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016

Body Muff

Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.

Chaz: "Hey Ben.

Ben: Yeah Chaz?

Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"

by Trevorisclever June 29, 2016

Body Crinkle

A body builder's brownie texture looking skin

Woah.. that dude has a lot of upper body crinkle!

by Nugget buddy March 13, 2017

body of a avocado

A short stature (or tall, don't matter.)
Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .

Built messed up from the feet to head.

Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!

Me: "Yo, Chuck! Ya catch that 'sode of Honey Boo Boo last week?"

Chuck: "Honey who?. ."

Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."

Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."

by NumberOneKangaroo March 29, 2017