Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003

bad badge

An extra hairy, smelly, withered non edible, yet bangable furburger.

Candy has a bad badge, so I'll skip the mowin' and get to the plowin'!

by Richie January 24, 2004

tag badger

In BF2142, the Russian Tag Badgers hunt in groups, but since there's only one dogtag per victim it often ends in a fight between the tag badgers. They are very elusive.

Reginald: How did you die?
Andrew: I was ambushed by tag badgers.

by Stealth Clobber April 20, 2007

Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.

Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Smelly Badge

The term "Smelly Badge" is used to discreetly refer to a female's odorous vagina while in a public setting.

Example: "Dude, did you smell Teresa's Smelly Badge? Whew!"

by maplebadge April 16, 2010

Retarded Badger

Darren O' Callaghan

Darren O' Callaghan is a Retarded Badger of epic proportions

by Steven.E.M May 28, 2011

genie beager

a flask with a big sphere at the bottom. commonly known in science as a round bottomed flask.

were gonna do this experiement with a genie beager

by nuggetlove February 20, 2012