Beautiful Godzilla

A woman who, when opposed by circumstances that would most likely result in failure for most people, is able to get what she wants with very little effort due to her charm and beauty.

"I got a speeding ticket but my beautiful Godzilla girlfriend got the cop to rip it up for me"

"I tried to break up with her but she's such a beautiful Godzilla that I wasn't able to do it any more"

"I'm late for work every day and never get in trouble. I love being a beautiful Godzilla"

"Even though the concert was sold out, my beautiful Godzilla friend some how got us front row seats"

by Charity Searcy July 28, 2011

The sleeping beauty

When you are at party that is being hosted by som1 you hate. You go to their bedroom and while no1 is looking you take a shit on their bed.

I want to see Steve's reaction when he finds the sleeping beauty on his bed!

by Lilchild July 11, 2011

inner beauty

What ugly people have.

Hot guy : Hahaha fatass, you're so ugly.
Fatty: SHUT UP! I have inner beauty, that's all that counts!

by yadunooooee March 3, 2011

Beautiful soul

Genuine.

A genuine laugh is having a beautiful soul

by Tinnytin24 September 29, 2021

Beautiful stranger

When one male paints his fingernails like a woman and gives his buddy a hand job from behind.

"Ryan got wasted with his best friend Doug and decided to experiment with the Beautiful Stranger!"

by R.P Fresno May 15, 2007

misunderstood beauty

means the beauty that have been misinterpreted and mystery. The extraordinary beauty that makes everyone amazed like have been spelled. All men and women can never look away from them. Dark but elegant. If misused this beauty can cause damage to themselves.

Her misunderstood beauty makes him wondering..

by stupidmate February 12, 2017

Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.

Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020