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Bear Shower

When one person shaves all their body hair onto another. Sometimes this can be a sexual activity where one or both partners get satisfaction from the act.
Last night Mike gave me a Bear Shower.
by Kim Mitten December 24, 2008
mugGet the Bear Showermug.

A Bear Grylls

The sexual act of a girl sucking you off as you hang from the ceiling or beam and after you finish you proceed to drink your own piss. This can also be substituted by hanging from a tree, rope, pull up bar, etc. all by your ankles.
"I'm feeling like a Bear Grylls tonight, what about you?"

"I always enjoy a Bear Grylls while camping!"
by Clever2see October 5, 2011
mugGet the A Bear Gryllsmug.

Llama-Bear

A petname used to annoy, humiliate and terrify your most loved mexican boys. It is could also be Llama-Llama-Bear, Lovely-Llama-Bear, or just ALlama-Bear. It is more effective if you say it in your flirtiest high pitched voice possible.
Callie: I love you my Llama-Bear!
Alam: I'm not your Llama-Bear you stupid pinche gringa!
Callie: See I told you, you love me!
Alam: Beesh! Ugh. I'm not even going to try.
by CAlilily July 2, 2007
mugGet the Llama-Bearmug.

porno bear

Someone who goes through their friends porn stash without asking like a bear going through a trash can.
"Noggles is such a porno bear I left him alone in my room for two minutes and when I came back there were magazines and dvds everywhere".
by juggalogre June 21, 2010
mugGet the porno bearmug.

blizzard bear

A cute bear that is used for snuggling.
"Snuggle Bunny loves her Blizzard Bear so much!"
by SB! September 7, 2008
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gummy bears

A euphimism used in the description of cunnilingus used when trying not to gross out your associates when telling them illicit stories.
Dude, I love giving girls gummy bears!
by sage_4 April 3, 2006
mugGet the gummy bearsmug.

Grundle Bears

A treat where you take perfectly good Gummie Bears and wipe them all up the anus region as if they were toilet paper.
In order for it to work well, there should not be poop stains on any, or the camp counselors might notice. Just the fact they've been up in there is nasty enough, trust me.
At a percussion camp, our school's drumline make a huge Ziploc bag of Grundle Bears that the college counselors snacked down. Yummy.
by drumline April 11, 2006
mugGet the Grundle Bearsmug.

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