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Burrito wrapper

The tortilla that makes up the outer layer of a burrito.
I’m going to fill my burrito wrapper with beans, cheese and meat.
by The Boss 13579 February 12, 2018
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full burrito

"Just eat my ass"
"Dude no, that's only for my gf"
"Eww dude, I get eating pussy but going full burrito?"
by FullBurrito October 17, 2019
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best fucking food burrito

the best fucking food burrito basically a food you eat after fucking a guy/girl

- Add me on discord babies : burrito#1721 // mal voice = h0t
Yo after we fuck later can we get the best fucking food burrito
by fucking hacker burrito October 28, 2019
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Burrito Fest

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.
by The man bro December 5, 2020
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Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel
by Theawsomudkip December 7, 2020
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Nata Burrito

A word you can shout at your friend when you want their attention. It is said with an accent of the person’s choice and is usually said by screaming and chasing after someone
Are you listening to me? Hello? NATA BURRITO!!!”
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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Nata burrito

A word said when you are trying to get someone’s attention and they are rude enough to ignore the person. It is said with an accent if the persons choice and is usually said by screaming
Are you even listening to me? Hello? NATA BURRITO!!!”
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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