your bloodline a deadline

if said, the opponents life, along with its entire family, dissolves into space dust. you become ruler of all insults, making you a god. everyone shall submit to you, or else they share the same fate

Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
person1:ur sister a mister
person2:ur brother a mother
person1:ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person1:ur family tree lgbt
person2: ur ancestors incestors

*person 1 in disbelief, he decided to pull out his trump card*

person1: your bloodline a deadline

*person 2 becomes space dust, along with his entire family.*

by cheese blended with mayo April 1, 2020

cool blooded

Blood based on hemocyanin rather than hemoglobin. Hemocyanin is based on copper rather than iron, and as a result the blood is blue rather than red. Hemocyanin works more efficiently at cold temperatures than warm temperatures, unlike hemoglobin.

The octopus is a cool blooded creature, unlike lizards which are generally cold blooded, with exceptions such as the tegu, which is warm blooded during mating season.

by Ravenious December 12, 2020

Lead Blood

Someone from the Saint Louis/Saint Joseph area of Missouri, due to the area's history of lead exposure. Lead in the blood stream or body system can cause intelligence problems and can cause them to act impulsive

Person 1: Why did eminem write songs about killing kim while they were still together?
Person 2: he's from saint Joseph, he's a lead blood. He can't help he acts impulsive when he's pissed

by SpyderLyfe March 8, 2021

Louis Bloom

A retarded person who only cares about trivial aspects of a matter and provides non-constructive arguments to a certain issue. His goal is to make you feel bad about saying something that everyone else would say i.e., condolences.

He is someone that you should ignore because talking to him is a huge waste of time.

He is not childish at all. Not even a Fortnite Kid. Just dumb, stupid, and dumb.

Person A: 9/11. God bless their souls. We will never forget them.

Louis Bloom: You said you will never forget them, so what are their names then? Or have you forgotten already? How do you know they existed when you don't even know "them". God had a plan for them but you're just talking hot air, learn their names before acting like you care about them, please

Person B: You're just a typical Karen lmao

Louis Bloom: No.

by Louis Bloom September 25, 2021

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

you got blood on your face you big mistake

You just wanted a mug that sang we will rock you. I know. YOU F- no no no I love that song too lol

I wAnTeD a wE WiLl rOcK yOu MuG. You got blood on your face you big mistake 💯🤧😏

by -Harmony edber July 7, 2021

Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.

“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”

by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022