Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.

Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Backdoor Bandit

An individual or team of men who are infamous for going through the backdoor. Backdoor Bandits know that if the front door is being painted to go around back.

Friend: did you see that new sex tape that Christy was in?
Friend2: yeah man, looks like multiple backdoor bandits beat that up.

by BookuBucks April 18, 2013

bandit

someone who is not registered to run in a race, but does so for fun.

That bandit is in the lead!

by kkpean September 9, 2025

Bandit

A smelly Russian or Ukrainian man who lives in Chernobyl wearing a black coat. Will often steal things and yell incoherently about cheeki-breeki.

I better watch out or that bandit will cheeki my breekis!

by Artefakt Kollektor October 30, 2020

go bandit

to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.

After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.

by Billy Us January 22, 2014

TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.

The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.

by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023

Bandit

Juice wrld

She’s a definition of a bad bitch Im a definition of a bandit - juice wrld

by Jona Cheri November 3, 2019