Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate

Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

Bandit

A Dad who shamelessly enjoys the kids TV show Bluey and finds the character Bandit a highly relatable role model and often seeks to emulate him.

“He’s such a great Dad”
“Yeah, he’s a Bandit.”

by Half brick July 6, 2023

Coochie Bandit

Someone typically a male whom takes someone virginity and then walks out on them or it can be someone who dates another person just to have sex

Why’d you break up with him

He was just a coochie bandit

by Skm2323 April 29, 2019

Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.

The bagel bandits are back from the service.

by SirSesquatch June 2, 2023

Bandit

One cheeki breeki lad usually found squatting with his friends in the Z.O.N.E and shooting at S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs for fun

A shit bandits blyat. Time to get cheeki breeki

by Bandit#189194 December 6, 2019

Tasty kake bandit

Aiden

“Have you heard of the tasty kake bandit?”
“Aiden UnknitBubbles”

by TheGrozzlyBear August 31, 2022

Booty bandit

A guy named william that takes booty from all the ladies

That cute guy was such a booty bandit

by Booty bandit18 July 27, 2018