Musty bacon

A musty bacon is when you fuck someone with a non showered most likely smelly Dong

Jim: I just gave my girl a Musty bacon last night.
Joe: Dude, KYS.

by Muster Bester January 11, 2016

Panty Bacon

A very heated loose vagina

She has a Panty Bacon

by asdfghjqwertyuxcvbnm, May 24, 2018

bacon shellshock

A condition one suffers from after experiencing the severe emotional stress of the pop/crackling and subsequent splattering of molten-hot grease during the frying of bacon. Though one need not actually be splattered with hot grease and burned, each pop and crackle of the frying bacon causes one to duck and cover in mortal fear.

"Making breakfast has left me with a bad case of the bacon shellshock."

by Bacon Lover 4 Life September 28, 2013

soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.

Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.

by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014

Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

Bacon Sandwich

A nickname for an Australian woman, because they are so delicious and everyone wants to eat them.

You see that girl, Dara, over there? She's australian. She's a total bacon sandwich.

by Murphyllama September 6, 2023

racing bacon

The act of running from the Police. Can be on foot or in a car.

Stewart: Where's Jamal?

Lex: He got caught racing bacon

by Malicious_Activity November 28, 2016