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Bradley

Long for Brad. Usually a person who is very hairy and has an abnormally large tongue. He is very well known and well liked mainly because of his great looks and charming personality causing him to be a heart breaker, especially with the male gender... He can almost always make you laugh by saying the most reedikeedonk things. Simply dashing.
Guy 1: Do you know Bradley??
Guy 2: Of course! Who doesn't know him?!
Guy 1: Ohhh yeah, he's soo cool, I wish I was like him... I'm a hairless wimp.
Guy 2: Yeah... same here....
by Nobodyknows.... June 29, 2011
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Brad Pitt

"B.R.A.D P.I.T.T" was the codename given to one of the A merican Government's cyborgs that they used to infiltrate hollywood. They used them to target members of the acting community who posed a threat to their empire, or who appeared to inspire too much conflict in the American Population, regarding their laws and rule.

"Bionic Robot Aiming for Directors, Picking out Individuals and Terminating Them" was designed to dispose of anybody in the media who posed a threat to the US governemnt

Not to be confused with the T.O.M.C.R.U.I.S.E a cyborg from the United States Tourism Board that was the result of sponsored research conducted by the famous Palo Alto (from the Hopi Indian words for White and High) research facility into the effects of wood alcohol on congnitive functioning in mid level project managers.

Needless to say that after 13.25 months and $15 Billion in Defense department funding the prototype was found to be redundant due to the unrecognized flaw in the Project Managers strategy, that is the collapse of the Evil Empire...

Tiresome Ovid Machine Construct Rarely Used In Side Europe
Say "HI" to Brad Pitt!
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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bradi

pathological liar , is all talk, has a kissing fetish, and is also obsessed with herself
by Josh Buck August 17, 2003
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Bradcock

The alter ego of someone from the West Texas area named Brad describing his cock.
Bradcock and the Black Socks were the hit of the party.
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Bradley Lytle

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1. The ability to appear and disappear at the blink of an eye. Similar to the Batman, but without the smoke screens and the batmobile.

2. Having no sense of what "appropriate" is when telling jokes and when expressing his opinion.

3. The utter disdain for Bill O Reilly and the entire cast of Fox News, Wolf Blitzer and most of CNN....and almost any hardline democrat or republican
1: Where did he go?

I Don't know...jon was here a second ago, his car is gone.

Wow, how does he pull a bradley lytle like that?

2: What's the differrence between a pizza and a jew?

Dude....stop being a bradley lytle...thats insensitive.

2: I wish bill o reilly would get smacked in the face by jesse jacksons left shoe...

Man....thats harsh, why do you have to be so Bradley Lytle towards those guys?
by Bizzle Lytle March 3, 2010
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Brady Bunch Syndrome

Someone who has ongoing fantasies about the new step children and in-laws melding together into a cohesive family unit even though the family members of your new spouse think you and your children are pieces of shit... and you and your children continually prove them to be correct.
What the hell was he thinking when he married that obnoxious sarcastic bitch? That leech has the Brady Bunch Syndrome and keeps trying to force herself and her demon offspring into our family functions; and every time they're around they just throw insults and try to start fights.
by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011
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brady bunched

had sex with multiple members of the same family
I totally brady bunched her, her sister, and her mom.
by bob spawn August 28, 2012
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